Sex-A-LOT-DAY
Friday, November 13, 2009: 11:15 PM
today everyone was reasonably horny ;D
today everyone is charging their shot gun
especially at Randy's house !
Do you know that this is bad for health !?
it is like eating Mentos sweet every second !
SHINGZ
there is one particular person that loveszxc it !
to my left
to my left !
Random thoughts !
What is adidas ?
All Day I Dream About Sex
what a right descripton to th person to my left !
*Salutes*

We are making sushi soon !
Dango was a failure ;D
The person to the left is Jing Ann ;D
bet ya surprise !
He never finish his job ;C
so if your think of liquid paper. there isnt any

But to the dango failure ;D
the dango is super hard la !
like some white tennis balls !
different size and shapes !
if ya surprise i am even updating this
stupid blog, this is because
i am OVER WITH RIS LOW

Robson i won you tai di !
TY JULIA WIFEY

I am angry
so angry that i am going
rape Jing Ann upside down ;D
with Hao Ze
Sorry , Jing Ann is mine ;D
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

RIS LOW& SEX FILE(s)!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009: 7:52 AM



EPIC! YOU MUST SEE!


Ok on to better things!
It is call the SEX FILE!

before you get horny over it.
it is just a document telling us
about STI!
it is video showing how it spread
and how it look like when it is effected.
rotting penises and vagina(s)
it is SO
OHMYGOD!

there is nothing to get horny about!

WE SHOULD STOP STI!
Things you can do to not spread it :
1) 10 layers of condoms!
2) bunsen burner , virus cannot live in heat?
so sterilize your *ahem* a bit.
3) TOOTHBRUSH ! You need a good wash !
4) Cisco security for your *ahem*


that is about all i can think to protect from
STI!

Things to not get it :
1) Blood test your partner before and after 6months!
2) Private Eye to keep an eye on your partner
3) No casual sex
4) Abstinence aka forever virgin


SO KEEP YOURSELF
&
OTHERS STI FREE !















SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

Community Involvment Programme!!!
Thursday, August 27, 2009: 3:41 AM
LOVES YOU ALL :D
remember korkor ok !?
as Paleolithic i am !
we went to do CIP at Hougang !
the kids we play with
WERE SO CUTE!
my buddy name is :
Kim Lee
So HAWAII !!!
anyway, he is the oldest
biggest.
stronger then me.
LOADS OF LOVE TO
My partner!
Chloe's partner !
Randy's Partner !
HuiJuan+ Janice ('s) Partner !
Bernice's Partner !
and loads more !
SCARY PART -
every one there was so ENTHU :D
there was even one girl in red
that even want play fishing with me!
loads of love to her!
FangHui's partner !
ok, that is not scary
the scary thing is !
the RED SHIRT BOY !!!
oh my ....
he is the first boy...
in the whole group
to say the following words :
siao ah !
cb !
lj !
....... then he go hit my partner ....
my partner was so angry....




ALL IN ALL
i had fun with them !!!
Loves them + 3E1 + MR QUAKE
*i got his picture <3
uploading them on facebook,
Saturday !
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

back;
Thursday, August 13, 2009: 6:36 AM
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!
not.
anyway, a lot of things happen in my life when i am not blogging.
it is very exciting.
like going to the roof of Marina Square.
we(me and hz) went to IMM meet them
meet a new friend (Jeremiah) from YuZheng's cell group
they are studying chemistry ....
i was of cos the dis tractor...
with - RANDY+HUIJUAN+HAOZE+ME
we went to
see helicopter
helicopter(s) with SINGAPORE FLAG *salute*
see fireworks then see until forget take pledge
Ok boring post!
Watched G.I JOE already.
Not as watch i expected, Anna is hot.
The only women that dress properly is her.


All in all, i had a lot of fun that i not going to
post :D.
Don't ask why!
Why you ask.
Cause this post is dedicated to people who has suffered pre- and post
physic examinations Bing Kuen symptoms.
Symptoms include : Retardation. Waving aimlessly. Bing Kuen hug bags.
Visiting Mrs Lin out of the blue moon. LALADIDADA

if you got any of 1 of this symptoms,
you will :
get taller in 7days !
rubbish,
OK
THANKYOU TO:
Randy-
Yan Ling
Fang Hui
Hui Juan
Xiu Qi
Bernice
MRS LIN
Her son
and a lot more.
THANK YOU :D
from making sanity.
ok la its all for the common test.










I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS
and family!
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

Y'all Know
Thursday, July 30, 2009: 10:00 AM
Y'all know when i blog i have something SERIOUS to rant/bitch
whatever that term is.
Today , Hong Guan acted all retarded!
Julia and Yan Ting was play with his 2$
then Julia pass it to me,
then he SAW JULIA PASSING TO ME
then he started chasing after me
then i run + scream
then went back and give back Julia
then he is still chase after me
what the FUCK is wrong.
HE KEEP SAY I TOOK THE MONEY
and reach in to my pocket to take my wallet
and at the same time , touch my thighs
what the FUCK ?!
I was holding an umbrella,
then suddenly he want to take it from me
KNN,
what is wrong !?
then , he threw a chair at me.
LUCKY I GOT THE fucking UMBRELLA
ccb, fly over to me.
Then i kick him "there"
and he still dont want to give up
WHAT THE FUCK.
He tried to touch me when i sitting in class
with Hui Juan, Bernice and Earnest
WTFUCK LARH
i need to shield my lanjiao.
then he keep hitting my hand(shield)
FUCKING NUTTARD.
Even though i may be a retard and scream like a bitch.
I dont fucking molest people's penis
throw chair at them!!!
ok i threw one at Aravindh! he dared me!
still,
who fucking throw a chair suddenly !!!
Moreover, he is some sort of pajiao or something
i told him i dont have the 2$ WITH ME
pajiao nevermind.
DEAF IS ANOTHER THING
The money also not his, its Robson.
even more fucked up now_|_
then he keep try to touch me.
then i want go ask what time their(3e2)
chemistry remedial finish,
i saw him at the door
PLAYING WITH CORRINE'S HAIR (drop off)ONE
that when i think of him as a mentally unsound person,
by mentally unsound aka retard fucknut
i meant:
1) Sudden urge to touch people's penis.
2) Pajiao (cock eyed) + deaf
3) Molest ?
4) Sudden throwing of a chair
fuck i feel like... fucking him with the tip of that umbrella.
pisses me to no bound.
5)the name of Hong Guan.

So after reading this fucking fucktardednesslicious
blogpost and you still dont understand.
Here is a summary.
Hong Guan tried to touch me.(Don't ask me why) He tried to punch me
as well T^T how can he!!! I am not a NPCC human punch bag .
So you want practise ur NPCC moves please do it someone else.
He reach into my pocket.
I took an umbrella.
He threw a chair.
I blocked and retialeted with a kick in his"down there"
Scream like a mad bitch.
He chase me.
Aunty thought i was retarded and stared at me.
Saw him again, he playing with Corrine's fallen hair.

All in all, siren will sound. When Hong Guan is in sight
with less then 1 kilometer. And when there is more then 1mole of
carbon dioxide (co2) in the surroundings. The alarm will sound.
Hong Guan beware!

A note of advice.(not trying to sound professional)later backfire ;X
please, stop trying to touch people's private part :D
if ur stress and want to touch penis(es) touch your own :D
other's people penis are not for you to touch :D
and so other people's wallet (without permission somemore)

In a nutshell, !@#$%^&*()_~!@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*()_~!@#$%^&*()_~!@#$%^&*()
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

debates.
Friday, July 24, 2009: 10:12 PM
WE WON THE DEBATES!
classes which won the preliminary round
: 3e1,3e2,3e2,3n2
the next debate match will be
3e1 vs 3e3
3e2 vs 3n2

the topic:
Singapore is a gracious society.
What do you think ?
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

POSTING, FINALLY?
Saturday, July 4, 2009: 8:01 AM














because blogger hates picture totally, i have to blog it
COMIC STRIP STYLE!
Please read from left to right.

Blue : Yeah, finally friday! *jumps for joy*
Red : Yarhs !!! FRIDAY !!! *jumps for joy*
Blue : Fuck you, why are you copying me ?!
Red : I where got ? See my hand, aerodynamic de ! *punch private part*
Blue : My -long chain of vulgar- shit you !!!
Red : *giggles*

pic 2

Blue : I going make you a plate of chicken breast meat!
Red : You can try , if you dare !
*Both in standing form*
Red : Power Rangers TRANSFORM! Red Ranger
Blue : Power Puff Girls TRANSFORM! Bubbles!
Blue : PREPARE YOURSELF!!!

pic 3

Blue punches Red
Red loses.
Red is now a plate of chicken breast meat.
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!


DINOSAUR PERSON.
MY NAME IS BARNEY.
I WEAR SKIRTS.
I LOVE PINK MINISKIRTS.
THEY ROCK.
I LOVE TO MOLEST CHILDREN.
SO NICE.

ALL THE HOPES.
MY WISH IS TO MARRY ANOTHER UGLY DINOSAUR.

MY LOVELY FRIENDS.

THE PASTS.

PEOPLE HATE ME.




I KISSED THEIR ASSES.
Designer: x Coding: x
I "LOVE" YOU DINOSAUR(s).