STOP <<
yes i really mean STOP.
STOP harping why i do have pictures
on my every "C O L O U R F U L"
i do admit my command of English is good.
Yes, self flattery is bad. But, meow ~
Nothing is bad in the life of a Cat-Ion.
& yes, i promise to upload pictures.
So stop harping.... try make me not lazy

*sinister laughter*
finally, my sister a NEW laptop
H A L L E L U J A H ~!
its build in with BLUETOOTH
so, hope she let me use and maybe
i can blue tooth pictures !!!

Well today i going to bitch how
many people don't come school
that's WRONG!
Absentess : Jing Ann, Issac and CHLOE !!!

Well i couldn't careless about Issac
Into the bin then,
Jing Ann have taken ill for 2 days!!!
yes, i suddenly sound concern
because he is DEPRIVING Randy
of his rightful entertainment !
Sleep until so late,
still can play computer when sick
he deserve spanking on his ass

Chloe on the other hand is sick today
and got a 2 days EMCEE ....
what the fuck
Doctor have you check my BP properly
i bet she is healthy and strong
ARGH, BP!!!
you just been meowed.

HATES AND CURESES.

Sorry for not updating for so long,
but i am back to my blogging regime.
& i going to update what happen
on Monday the 18th !

I went to Jurong East by 8pm
to meet RANDY
to take this bus 51 to his
father shop.
At the interchange,
i saw this Commonwealth student,
his long pants was like so low.
Then he ran after a bus,
i thought it going to RIP APART.
Ok, thats was random.
Then the bus ride is 1hour long.
His father is at Pasir Pajang .
When you see this New Moon umbrella
then alight.
Randy told me to look out for umbrella-s
i thought that someone with umbrella going to wait
for us, PRESTIGE.
The mee is good.
i giv it 7/ 10 !
you should try it sometime.

After that we WALKED to vivo.
then i ballet with Randy all the way to vivo.
People were like staring.
Bitch of nature.
How dare they stare at us!
When we reached Vivo, it was 10am
then CANDY EMPIRE opens at 11am
what the FUCK la.
How can they do this to me!!!
screw you ,
candy empire!
So no sweet for the day
fuck it.

Then we went to meet Chloe and Xi Yu
at Yew Tee mrt.
FUCK.
we take from vivo(habourfront)
to Yew Tee.
Never sit down at all.
Fuck Fuck FUCK
i thought so late in the morning
all those uncles and aunties go work liao
still got so many people on the MRT
what is this ?!
aging population isit ?!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck i dun wan!
After that, we went to get the ingredient for
COOKIES.
yes, COOKIES.

then we walked to Randy's house.
His house is so SUPER FUCKING NEAT
i tell you.
The rooms is so fucking BIG
until we enter the kitchen.....
HALLELUJAH
small like anything.
I move my buttock i hit Randy liao
anyway,
the instruction for the cookies is

1- Beat the butter until FLUFFY.
how the fuck are we going to do that MANUALLY.
shitfuck.
anyway, we creamed the butter anyhow.
2- Add in brown sugar and white sugar
ok, we added in the sugar and we mixed it equally.
3- Add in vanilla essence
i was so fed up,i add 2 teaspoon of it. Lazy to measure.
4-Add in the floor
fuck this step. so messy.
5- Add in eggs
HALLELUJAH!!! finally ending.
6- Put in the fridge
Great, after the egg the dough get to do SPA too !?
what fucking reason is this ?!
Put in fridge = SPA for dough
i said so. so do not argue.

After that we went to Randy's room
and play MONOPOLY.
i rarely played MONOPOLY with my siblings.
i am so deprived of childhood.
So, we played 45min worth of MONOPOLY
and it rain heavily.

We totally ignored the dough!
hahaha, fuck you dough.
Freeze you to death, bitch dough.

Then they wan shaped the dough
then i was so fuck-up.
then i SUGGESTED we make it into
something .... like ~
COOKIE CAKE.
imaginative.
im so proud of myself. Aha!
&so we did.
The result turn out to be sucky.
Bitch dough. Not tasty at all.
Taste like cough medicine COOKIE CAKE
with werid aftertaste
Fuck you dough
Bitch you dough
Whore you dough
roar !
We ditched the dough
*ahem* i mean the COOKIE CAKE
for SAKAE SUSHI !
wheeeee <3
we went to the CCK sakae sushi.
hallelujah,
the service is SUPER POOR
the waitress is so .....
like in a bad mood like that.
Then we ended up.
WE = Randy Me Chloe XiYu
ended up flirting with the trainee waiter.
hahah , we were like psst psst
then the waiter answer us.
LOL, the waitress face turned sour.
take that !
i shall not rant on about the flirting part.
cause its some private experience.
So meh !
meh meh meh meh.

anyway the whole thing is so
FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING
funny.
To sum up the whole thing.
It was a fun outing.
So , do not be jealous.

Yes, i am blogging in Art Room now.
Waiting for salvation.
I sounded so Christian-y
Oh, hallelujah now !

The person faking Choon Keat,
it is poorly done.
Do it better next time, ok?

First thing i want to do is! SCREAM:
THANK YOU PiKA!!
THANK YOU BERNICE!!
good friend are hard to get,
BEST TRAINER harder to FIND.
so JunZe stop ranting on PIKA!!
He is one of the BEST!!
its already a blessing.
He treat us all so GOOD LEH!!

KUDOS!

PIKA YOU ROCK !!!!!!!!!!
BERNICE TOO !!!!!!!!!!

so let me talk about the CAMP, yes? <3

Day1: 4th March!

We have outdoor cooking !
we have to use this pots and pot-lookalike pots
to cook MAGGIE!!
* yums *

1 BIG pot = 5 packet of Maggie + 9packet of seasoning.
and FUCKING SURPRISING it is no SALTY AT ALL !!!
1 SMALL pot =2pack of Maggie + 2packet of seasoning
and IT IS SO FUCKING SALTY

do your maths
&WHAT THE FUCK !?
anyway, the outdoor cooking is fun.
and have to use toothpaste to apply the base
of the pots so it wont burn.
The maggie is delicious too.
Learning something new!~

7/5 for fun-ness
4/5 for delicious-ness

then it is the 3h+ nature guided walk!
LUCKY,
our GUIDE is SUPER DUPER UBER GOOD
heng suay one, i thought it will be boring
but, its SUPER fun.
&just when i was enjoying it
it ended.
we were not complaining about the sunburn
until the thing actually ended!
omg, our guide is a LAWYER some more
she really SAMBAL things up!
& she want us remember the word
RELATIONSHIPS!
we obviously will !
KUDOS TO U GUIDE <3

100/5 for fun-ness
100/5 for entertainment!
its enjoyable. serious

then its DINNER <3
the food is quite above average
but the portion is very little
SO BOOYAH.

then its the exciting part!
NIGHT ACTIVITY!!!
KIDNAP!
we have to choose a number
if wrong,
we have to do something.
we have to gather in a circle
and the trainer will give a beat
and we have to squeeze the beat in the hand
if correct then get to guess the number.
if we guess it correctly then we can
we get a code then we can find the person
on the 2nd try we got it!!!!
FUCKING LUCKY <3
the code is
F2
translate = 6B block!
then reach there,
we have to CARRY
the 60kg Azfar back to the canteen
sing a cheer and we WIN
the feeling is so damn good.
i want that feeling again!
we left last
and we won first
arent that irony !?

100000000000000000000/5 fun-ness

Well, obviously i skipped all the unfair part
during the process of the camp
& you will not want me to name it.

then shower.
wake up 1am+ just to bath
cause the toilet is so damn full.
only our group 2 was using it so ~
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and we went to sleep.
i not going to type the censor part.
its really.... *ahem*

*lights out*
SLEEP NOW!

day2 updating soon.