GERMAN CHEEBAI(S)
i got forced to do this,
IT IS SO UNFAIR,
i don't want to blog about it!!!

I WENT TO JING ANN'S HOUSE
[D:]
his house so nice la !!!
1 -the pond is super dirty ....
ok then when i step into the house ~
the living room is NICE WHAT!!!
>< life of a rich person....
still got a very nice kitchen !
Balcony [;D]
and AN AUDIO ROOM !!!
that was all good until,
i nearly trip down the stairs.

THE MAIN POINT IS for this crap post:
I BANGED MY HEAD ON THE GATE
I WALKED STRAIGHT INTO IT!!!
GERMAN CHEEBAI !!!
FUCK YOU IF U LAUGHING!!!
[D:]

While i am typing all these words here ;D

Guess what !?
Otahs are out!!!
&&&
ICE CREAMS are IN!!!
today me Perlyn(maria)& Yan Ling
went to the new shop in West Mall
the new ICE CREAM shop ;D
call UDDERS !!!
the tables are cute,
me do not love the ice cream there !
i ate the cookies and cream ice cream !
It taste like PURE OREO
what the fuck !?
i might as well make myself
i shall be smart in choosing the choice of
ICE CREAM ;D
i shall teach you people to concoct up a secret recipe
of ice cream
and here are the ingredients needed!
1-lots of vanilla ice cream
2-otah
3-blender
now time for the steps to make the PER-FECT ice cream:

1) Take the tube of vanilla and place it inbetween your armpits
and your nehnehs

2)Do chacha with it and talk it lot of crap

3)Then SCOOP all of it out and add in a big bowl

4)Then add in EXACTLY 10.6348923199243150 g of Otahs
Do not round off to the nearest 3s.f !!!

5)Blend it with your blender !!!& at the same time Sing 10 little Indians

6)After singing it, stop the blender! Then put it on the floor
and jump over it with 1 foot singing ABCs

7)Put in the freezer for 1hour .
AND there you have it. Otah-licious ice cream!

If you like Ben and Jerry 's ice cream with those
little bits of chocolates.
Feel free to add in the bones of tuna to have that
..... chewy surprise !

I LOVE OTAH
yep, that is right!
OTAH is the next big thing!!!
bet you dunnnnnnno what is an Otah.
So, allow me to explain.
Ohmygod
Tanning
Affects
Health.
it is a mixture of:
fish eyeballs
fish brain
scale
chicken breast
and feather
paste ;D
wrap in crispy leaf
then cook over charcoal!
yes, thats all bye.

NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~

you people are going to kill me ;D
i know it is fucking hard to read
but!
try your best ;DD!

Oh, guess what ? ~
17th May - Jun Xuan birthday
18th May - Wan Qi birthday !!!

i already got an idea for what i going to
give to Wan Qi already. ;D
but, what the fuck can i give to Jun Xuan !?
he never give me any present, so maybe
i shall not give him! ;D
evil right !?
on my birthday he dont even know it is
until i tell him !!!
what the fuck right !
Ok, i being so selfish and fucktarded
but i cant be bothered !!!
I going to Jurong Point to make Wan Qi
birthday present :D bwaaaaaaaaha

on to the next fuck-arous thing,
WHY MUST THEY HAVE EXCO MEETING
ON MONDAY !!!
2pm somemore!!! now Randy cannot go out with me!!
damn it!!!

Oh fuck, before i forget

Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!

i bet you dint know, ;D
some other people are still having exams
so KEEP QUIET !

i am lazy to colour ;D
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That stupid Subra
stop tagging and confessing my blog,
it is super irritating and i know who you are.
oh, actually i dont ;D

During the chaotic examination period
i found time to entertain you people !
am i not holy ?
Step by step guide for self entertainment
Step 1- Go youtube.com
Step 2- Type in : Single Ladies Justin Timberlake
Step 3- Click on and top 4 videos and watch.

see, i even provide a guide for you
lifeless people out there.
i think due to my recent bitching .....
ok, i become less gossip-y
*misses bitch fest*
i think i been placed on some people
blacklist ... BOO!!
how can you people possibly hate the
most angelic me ;D
Alas .... i am such a good person , do homework
bring thermometer and everything
cant you see my halo ring ?!
*continues to brag*
*continues to brag*
*continues to brag*
i know, bragging is so unglam .

today we take 3 times temperature!
morning, MT, SS
what the fuck la
it is so fucking retarded to take
your temperature 3 times in half a day
fucking dumb .... tardedness