blooooooogish;
Wednesday, November 26, 2008: 2:52 AM
unfortunately,
there is nothing for me to blog about ;D
well to keep you all entertain!
Go youtube.com
and search :
MADTV
-Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton :D
uber-lish horny and cheesy at the same time.
not to forgeth supppppper funny!


SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

blog-licious;
Wednesday, November 19, 2008: 11:05 PM
Yes yes i know;
i dint blog for a fucking long time.
i was busy adapting to Singapore C:
the bright sunny island
with less dangerous mosquitoes
i think
China have imported mosquitoes
from some other countries.
their sting is so FUCKING POWER la
they fucking drink your blood
and leave a present for you on your hand
fucking hell it stays there for like
4 FREAKING DAYS
whatthepussy
is the mosquito thinking !?
i really want to point my middle finger
and scream F-U-C-K
i hate anything that have 5 and more legs
this inclusive of living and non-living organism

&China have like a "Bee Obstacle Course"
there will be like a bee-like creature
that only have 1 sting
& die after it sting
there will 10 of it flying around
after that there will be yet another 10
it is like the School is nuturing a
nest for them la ....
they are yellow ....

i am terribly sorry if you have to see my
ranting out my major grievances.
other then that, lets continue -


China have some fucking bad pollution
because nearly every 10 steps
you see one fucking smoker ....
i dunno what the fuck is wrong
with their brains ....
they blow smoke at people
through their mouth and NOSE
wtf ....
is this a new method of flirting ?
call the Smoky Flirt Technique ?
i feel like rewarding the smoker a tight slap...
as a souvenirs.
freaks of nature ...
i wonder what sort of stress that make
them want to smoke ....
terrible little fuckers ....

Well China got exceptionally good shopping place
the place is so like Bugis Street
except cheaper
and just as clean
and fucking hell

the place there reminds me of China beggars
fuck!
its not wrong ....
or heinous
it is because of some problems that why
they are doing that
BUT
fucking hell
this old man come touching me !
and i pushed him away
LIGHTLY ONLY LEH
i dunno how he fall down and point at me
OI OLD MAN
dont act pitiful lorh

the WHOLE of CHINA
know that beggar is now a PROFESSION
even our teachers and the tour guide say it.
they all look more like conman then ...
beggars ....
make me think that those at the
MRT tunnel singing for money
more .... poor thing
fucking beggars in China
i see their pouch dunno how many
100$ notes ....
i feel like robbing them
those twity fuckers ....
i shave his white mustache then
he know

CHINA JAM is so FUCKING BAD
it is worse then Singapore's peak hour
and they have like a "car communication"
Step 1) They drive near you
2) Horn you
3) Open their window
4) Point their middle finger
5) Step on the acceleration
it is like SHIT YOU!!!
DONT ANYHOW POINT POINT LA
I BREAK YOUR FINGER THEN YOU KNOW
you do this in Singapore ...
walau ...
not only ur finger break....
you get fine and jail ...
those twits ...
makes me think after the Olympics
they all dont have manners

& my jacket nearly got stolen
fucking hell
i dunno how this guy
unlock my Crumpler bag
and then my jacket fell out ...
lucky i turn fast ...
shit the theif la ...
go steal from other people la ...
i see alot people on the street
LV, Gucci, Dior ,Jimmy Choos
go ROB them la
why choose me as your target ?!





overall the trip was okay C:
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

BACK FROM CHINA
Saturday, November 15, 2008: 3:16 AM
I AM BACK FROM CHINA , GUANGZHOU
the air there is fucking
POLLUTED la
CANNOT see anything
the air getting warming
the wind is getting dry
!!!!
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

China China China HOME STAY 2
Saturday, November 8, 2008: 4:35 AM
i did say i havent finish complaining!!!
the schooollll have a an insect obstacle course!!
the insect is so damn irritating
and alot of them !!
go walk 1 walkway there will about
10+ of them flying around
damn f-ing pissed!!!
and i cannot signed into e-buddy in my
buddy's house!
i cannot chat with any one of you all .....
today after i signed out ....
we ate steamboat ....
it was really delicious
delicious!!!
then after a 50min rest
i went for BBQ ....
their BBQ is use stove .... it is circular
i thought there wont be so many people around ......
but sadly there are alot people ....
all his relative!!!
they dint tell me about this!!!
fuck!
i roast 2 chicken wing myself!
i ate it
& i am so fucking FULL
then their dinner
gor roast duck
fish
vegetable
ect ect ect ....
the sauce they make is NICE
but it is so sian ....
eating the same thing over and over again
make me miss my carrot cake in Singapore ...
the more i say
the more i miss .....
GOSH
i really wish you all were here with me
TT
-cries cries
Ms Parvathi always say
do you all have any major grievances?
well ....
i HAVE ONE now!!!
i want go back SINGAPOREEEE
i want the hot weather
i wan the carrot cake
and the food in SIngapore
i want my family and friends
i want my bed back!!!
after 1 days rest i still have to go back
school help with the Open House
i like cannot rest at all ....
then you all go have class outing without us!
i gona KILL you all ....
hahahas ....
8 days countdown!
miss you all <3









-CRIES
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

China China China HOME STAY
Friday, November 7, 2008: 8:31 PM
Yes Dion i know how you feel now
the weather here is freaking cold .....
i wear 1 T-shirt and jacket
also cannot tahan .....
the mosquito here also quite powerful
they sting you
will swollen somemore sial!
whatthefuckkkkk
then itchy .....
the school is big
got like 10 basketball court
2 tennis court and i think 3 hall
and 8 staff room
and 4+ block of hostel
and the canteen is bigger then west mall
1st floor
it is spiffing big sial.....
the service here is not really very good ....
they think we dont understand Chinese
then at the shopping mall we hear
them talking bad about us and still smile
then we go in say Chinese they like shock
wtfffuck
do we look like ang Moh ?
no right ?
they blind isit ?
the shopping mall the guy look
a tranny lorh ...
got guy face and woman's breast
i am not kidding la ....
sad i nv bring camera
BUT!
our teacher got camera ....
so he is going to send me the picture to upload !
i miss Singapore .....
the food here is really very good i cannot deny that
but the food keep on the same!
there is like no variety here one la
eat beef beef beef
and fish fish fish
and pork and chicken and
stone cold soup
Singapore have alot of variety
got indian food
i now miss ROTI PRATA!!!!
during the music lesson i still have to sing for
them i very paiseh one larhs!
but the bio lesson damn good
very interesting
they get to touch bacteria and experiment with them
we here Singapore dont have this type of things at all one larhs
the Chinese lesson here also damn chim
i only understand abit
their Chinese damn good one larhs!!!!!
make me look like a lousy student ....
zibei-
but sadly,
they dont have DnT and Home Economics lesson
and now ...
YES RIGHT NOW
i am at my buddy's house for 2 days
home stay!!!
and i get to use the computer!
hahaha... i bet your
SO NOT jealous ....
the pollution here is damn bad ....
so smoky here until you cant see
the fucking sun at all ......
the car produce black smoke
and surprisingly!
there are so LITTLE CARS in GuangZhou somemore ....
ohfuckkk
i dint know that my buddy's relative will come .....
FUCKKKKK
i the type that have no manners at all !!!!
how am i going to survive
fuckkk man i need help ....
i miss Singapore bed somemore ....
Shitty hell ...
i fucking scold alot vulgar man ....
the rain also very bad ....
i think i have to go for lunch !
i shall stop complaining for now and continue later
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

ShiMen, FoShan/Guang Zhou
Monday, November 3, 2008: 5:10 AM
i going to talk about the life i have this few days
even though i dont have much time
so i shall briefly talked about it
i missed my family
friends
and food in SIngapore
the food here is mainly
BEEF
LAMB
FISH
all the portion damn big la
i cannot finish
then u feel bad not finishing
the food .....
the weather here
so COLD
i cannot survive in cold weather
here the hot water must take
from the water coolere 
then can bath hot water
i sleep on top
of the double decker bed
and with the 
air-con and fan
so COLD
go out with school PE shirt
also will freeze
-thanks boon hwee for
lending me 2 PE shirt
then we have to learn
martial arts today
from a "shi fu"
from the huang fei hong school
my leg is numb and pain
have fun still
i miss you all alot
byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebybe
SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!

CHINA HERE I COME :D
Saturday, November 1, 2008: 7:28 AM
as you may know
i am going CHINA; GUANGZHOU
wheeeeee ~
i going to miss all my
Singapore FRIENDS, KAKIS& FAMILY
2e2 i WILL MISS YOU
i just fall in love with
HOT, SEXUALLY APPEALING PINK
i going to stop posting for 2 weeks
i try to use the computer there!
i love you all!!!!

SKIRTS ON DINOSAURS ARE SO LOL!


DINOSAUR PERSON.
MY NAME IS BARNEY.
I WEAR SKIRTS.
I LOVE PINK MINISKIRTS.
THEY ROCK.
I LOVE TO MOLEST CHILDREN.
SO NICE.

ALL THE HOPES.
MY WISH IS TO MARRY ANOTHER UGLY DINOSAUR.

MY LOVELY FRIENDS.

THE PASTS.

PEOPLE HATE ME.




I KISSED THEIR ASSES.
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I "LOVE" YOU DINOSAUR(s).